Her text was “UGH” and he responded with the word “Pic.” Was she really going to say “Wow, this stalker found my number, revealed who he was to my dismay, and now he wants a provocative picture of me? ” To make matters even worse, he waits ten hours or so and this time puts PIC in all caps like maybe yelling it in her face will change her mind.
If you’re thinking about this approach save yourself some time and toss your phone into the nearest natural body of water because you are insane.
This is just going to make you look stupid and we both know you’re better than that. You’re describing an intimate sexual encounter, not a random, drunken hook-up in an Arby’s parking lot. Even if you aren’t dating any of them and you’re just casually trying to hook up, this could result in a nightmare: Needless to say you aren’t going to be doing any more sexting with Shannon and if there’s any pattern in the universe at all, she probably knows who Stacy is and will be talking about what a jerk you are with her by the end of the night. You could add a little bit onto your, uh, length, but don’t describe yourself as the horcrux snake that accompanied Voldemort in Harry Potter. It sounds petty but these questions will eat you alive if she hesitates at all in responding. DO realize she’s probably not doing all those sexy things she’s typing.
A side note to the creepy dudes, you know if you just want pictures of girl’s boobs you can turn off Google safe search and literally anything you type in will bring up boobs. Here are some steps to guide you through your sexting experience.
Now I know you’re excited and can’t wait to dive into your new world of textual exploration but slow down.
Send someone a v Shag: Text a naughty emoticon / naughty emoji / nasty smiley. Just visit this site on an Iphone or Android phone and copy or save our original naughymoji / enaughtycons.
Adult smileys and drawings of body parts, naughty icons for sexting or just send a funny dirty drawing.