And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.Tracy Smith To keep your marriage brimming; With love in the loving cup…Steven Wright Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with? Mitch Hedberg I was dating a guy for a while because he told me he had an incurable disease. Bob Ettinger Not every problem someone has with his girlfriend is necessarily due to the capitalist mode of production.Rita Rudner Women marry men hoping they will change. Herbert Marcuse What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? Cindy Gardner Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.Rodney Dangerfield True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. Erich Segal The heart has its reasons, of which reason knows nothing.Blaise Pascal Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.Francois De La Rochefoucauld If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.
Roger Ebert I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s day, so I tied my boyfriend up. It seems that folks just really don’t understand each other, and that makes it ripe for comedic insights. Perhaps no other topic in the course of human events provides as much fodder for humor as romantic relationships.That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.David Bissonette It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.Celebrities have been known to blurt out random and unintentionally humorous things in interviews.And although some famous folks refuse to say a peep about their private life, others like Jenny Mc Carthy and Anna Kendrick aren’t afraid to get real about their awkward dating experiences and the lessons they’ve learned.Jenna Alatari Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.Doug Coupland What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?Oscar Wilde Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.Chelsea Handler Valentine’s Day is being marketed as a Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again.